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My beloved four followers,

come ve la cavavate alle scuole medie ?How did you do in middle school? Were all Tutti bravi, tutti daof you good, were all of you A’s?

Io ricordo quel periodo con molto piacere, innamorata della storia e geografia un po' della meno matematica e geometria. A proposito di geometria , ma a voi quante nozioni di questa materia sono rimaste ancora nella I remember that period with great pleasure, loving history and geography, a little less for mathematics and geometry. Speaking of geometry, how much of your knowledge of this matter is still in your head?Se vi chiedo il teorema di Pitagora sareste capaci di rispondere? If I were to ask you about the Pythagorean Theorem would you remember? E come si calcola l'area di una cercHhAnd how do you calculate the area of a circle? Ok, ok, lo ammetto, ricordate più di me.
Ok, ok, I admit it, you remember more than me.
How about the perimeter of a rectangle or triangle?Mi arrendo, siete tutti dei matematici, passiamo alla geografia …no aspettate, l'ultima domanda, sapreste disegnare la forma di una donna rettangolo o ancor più difficile, la forma di una donna triangolo invertito ? I give up, you are all mathematicians, let's speak about geography...no wait, the last question, can you draw the shape of a rectangle body shaped or even more difficult, the shape of a inverted triangle body shaped? Non lo sapete fare, non ne avete mai sentito parlare?

How can you know how to draw it when you've never heard of it? Ma come è possibile, allora non conoscete neppure la forma della donna a cerchio ? But how it’s possible then, that you don’t know even the shape of the circle body shaped? Voglio farvi sentire male, vi chiedo della donna triangolo ben differente dalla forma della donna triangolo invertito. I want to make you feel bad, if I ask for the triangle body shaped, very different from the shape of the inverted triangle body shaped? Il vuoto nelle vostre menti.
Is there a void in your minds?
Cate, almeno tu sai qualcosa di tutto ciò, ma non eri bravissima con le squadre e righello?Cate, at least, do you know something about these notions? But weren’t you very good with the square rulers? Certo Cate che non sai nulla e come potresti, d'altronte.Cate, I’m sure that you don’t know nothing about them and how could you, on the other hand, Non ricordate niente non perché non abbiate studiato abbastanza a scuola ma semplicemente perché queste sono nozioni che nessun maestro insegna , pur fondamentali nella vita, almeno nella vita di una donna che tiene a sè stessa e alla propria immagiremember anything, not because you have not studied enough at school, but simply because these notions that no teacher teaches, while fundamental in life, at least, in the life of a woman who keeps to herself and to her image.

Avete quaderno e matita per prendere appunti perché ora vi spiegherò un po' di cosa trattano queste nuove forme di geometria. Do you have with you a notebook and pencil to take notes? Because now I will explain a little bit about these new forms of geometry.

Quante donne ci sono al mondo?How many women are there in the world? Tante e ognuna di queste è unica, con il suo carattere le sue peculiarità ma anche con la forma del suo corpo .Each and every one of them is unique, with her own character and peculiarities, but also with her own body shape. No, attenzione, non mi sto riferendo al fatto che una donna possa essere alta o bassa oppure grassa o magra ma alla sua peculiare tipologia . To be sure, I'm not referring to the fact that a woman can be tall or short, fat or thin, but her particular type. Se ci osserviamo un po' ( come ho chiesto di fare a Cate nello scorso post) noterete che il sedere di alcune assomiglia a quello di Jennifer Lopez più di quello di altre e le gambe di poche fortunate ricordano quelle di Giselle Bundchen, molto poche, purtroppo.
If you take a look a little (as I asked Cate to do in my last post), you will notice that the butts of some of them generally resemble that of Jennifer Lopez’s butt. The legs of a few lucky women are reminiscent of Giselle Bundchen’s legs but these are very few, unfortunately.

Si lo so Cate che sarebbe piaciuto anche a te averle ma, ahimè, non sei tra queste poche fortunate.Yeah, I know Cate that you would have liked to have that those kind of legs or that kind of butt. But I’m sorry that you are not among those few lucky ones.

Nonostante le numerose differenze tra una donna e l'altra le loro diverse forme del corpo sono state tutte ricondotte in 5 grandi categorie geometriche: Triangolo Rovesciato, Cerchio, Triangolo, Clessidra e Rettangolo. Altri invece sono ricorsi, in modo che io trovo più simpatico, alla frutta per catalogare le forme del corpo: Fragola, Mela, Pera, Clessidra ( ma non esiste in natura un frutto a forma di clessidra?) e Banana.Despite the many differences among some women, their different body shapes have all been traced to five broad geometric categories: Inverted Triangle, Circle, Triangle, Hourglass and Rectangle.
Others have used fruits to categorize body shapes, and I am more sympathetic to this description: Strawberry, Apple, Pear, Hourglass (but is there no fruit in nature that resemble the hourglass shape?) and Banana.

Step 1: You Can’t Have Style If You Don’t Know Your Body Shape | What’s Happening, Cate?
Step 1: You Can’t Have Style If You Don’t Know Your Body Shape | What’s Happening, Cate?












Step 1: You Can’t Have Style If You Don’t Know Your Body Shape | What’s Happening, Cate?

Step 1: You Can’t Have Style If You Don’t Know Your Body Shape | What’s Happening, Cate?Step 1: You Can’t Have Style If You Don’t Know Your Body Shape | What’s Happening, Cate?


















WHAT ARE THE MAIN FEATURES OF THIS TYPE OF BODY SHAPES?





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La donna a Fragola o aT

The Strawberry body shaped, aka the Itriangolo rovesciato si caratterizza per avere un seno abbondante , delle spalle ampie che lo sembrano anche maggiormente poiché il bacino e fianchi sono, in ogni caso, più stretti al confronto.nverted Triangle, is characterized by having full breasts, large shoulders that seem even broader because of the narrow pelvis and hips. TNel momento in cui aumenta di peso il grasso si distribuisce uniformemente su tutto il corpo , anche sulle braccia e sulla schTThe moment that her weight increases, the fat is distributed evenly over the whole body, including the arms, back and breasts.

Il miglior pregio : le sue gambe, sono nella maggioranza dei casi magre e slanciate.
Her Best Feature: her legs are in most cases lean and slender.
Cosa fare : attirare l'attenzione altrui sulla parte inferiore del corpo, vita, fianchi e gambe.What to do: Attract attention to the lower body, waist, hips and legs.
Cosa non fare : sottolineare ancora di più, ovviamente, le spalle e le braccia.What not to do: emphasize even more, of course, the shoulders and arms.


Alcuni esempi hollywoodiani di Donna a Forma di FragolSome examples of Strawberry shaped women in Hollywood:


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Step 1: You Can’t Have Style If You Don’t Know Your Body Shape | What’s Happening, Cate?

Step 1: You Can’t Have Style If You Don’t Know Your Body Shape | What’s Happening, Cate?

Step 1: You Can’t Have Style If You Don’t Know Your Body Shape | What’s Happening, Cate?

Step 1: You Can’t Have Style If You Don’t Know Your Body Shape | What’s Happening, Cate?




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La donna a Mela o a cerchio si caratterizza per avere la parte centrale del corpo , il busto, più ampia di quella inferiore .The Apple or Circle body shaped is characterized by having the central part of the body, the torso, wider than the lower body. Sono infatti la presenza della pancia e la mancanza di un punto vita che le attribuiscono la sua naturale forma a cerchio. In fact, it s the presence of the stomach and the lack of a waist which gives her a natural circle form. Se, questa tipologia, accumula peso questo va facilmente a concentrarsi nella zona centrale del corpo , sulle spalle, sul busto e sui fianchi che rimangono comunque stretti. Seno e sedere , in compenso, non sono molto prosperosi . If this type of woman accumulates weight, then naturally the weight will be concentrated in the central part of the body, and also on the torso and hips but they will still look smaller than the shoulders. Breasts and bottom on the other hand are not very big. Naturalmente non significa che una donna con tale forma debba essere necessariamente sovrappeso.Of course, that does not mean that a woman with this kind of shape will necessarily be overweight. When Nella sua versione magra potrebbe esser confusa con la donna banana oa fragoWhenWwwshe tin she might be confused with the banana or strawberry shaped women.

Il miglior pregio : le sue gambe che sono magre e slanciate e le braccia relativamente esili.
Her Best Feature: her legs are slim and slender, and her arms relatively small.
What to do Cosa fare : enfatizzare la parte del viso e del collo con sciarpe o collane oppure concentrasi sulla parte inferiore del corpo cioè sui fianchi stretti e le gambe magre indossando gonne e/o scarpe con tacchi (nei limiti del possibile): emphasize the face and neck by adding scarves or necklaces or concentrate attention on the lower part of the body with the smaller hips and thinner legs by wearing skirts and shoes with heels (if possible)
Cosa non fare : indossare cinture e giacche.What not to do: wear belts and jackets.

Alcuni esempi hollywoodiani di Donna a Forma di Mela:Some examples of Apple shaped women in Hollywood:


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Step 1: You Can’t Have Style If You Don’t Know Your Body Shape | What’s Happening, Cate?

Step 1: You Can’t Have Style If You Don’t Know Your Body Shape | What’s Happening, Cate?

Step 1: You Can’t Have Style If You Don’t Know Your Body Shape | What’s Happening, Cate?

Step 1: You Can’t Have Style If You Don’t Know Your Body Shape | What’s Happening, Cate?

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The Pear or Triangle body shaped: this type of woman is wider throughparte inferiore del corpo , fianchi e cosce, più larga della parte superiore , spalle e braccia. the lower part of her body, her hips and thighs, than the upper part of her body. If her breasts (often but not always) are not very big, at least her waist, is defined and she has a flat belly. Il sedere, invece, è pieno . However, her bottom is full. If this woman puts on weight, it accumulates around the thighs and hips.

Her best feature: a flat stomach.
Cosa fare : attirare l'attenzione sulla parte superiore del corpo distraendo da quella inferiore mediante un uso furbo dei colori e tessuti.What to do: draw the attention away from the lower body to the upper body by using a clever mix of colors and fabrics.
Cosa non fare : Indossare jeans skinny o minigonne.What not to do: Wear skinny jeans or skirts.

Alcuni esempi hollywoodiani di Donna a Forma di Pera:
Some examples of Pear shaped women in Hollywood:

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Step 1: You Can’t Have Style If You Don’t Know Your Body Shape | What’s Happening, Cate?

Step 1: You Can’t Have Style If You Don’t Know Your Body Shape | What’s Happening, Cate?

Step 1: You Can’t Have Style If You Don’t Know Your Body Shape | What’s Happening, Cate?

Step 1: You Can’t Have Style If You Don’t Know Your Body Shape | What’s Happening, Cate?

Step 1: You Can’t Have Style If You Don’t Know Your Body Shape | What’s Happening, Cate?



Step 1: You Can’t Have Style If You Don’t Know Your Body Shape | What’s Happening, Cate?Donna a Clessidra o a 8: da molti definita la figura femminile ideale questa donna bilanciata nella sua parte superiore e inferiore del corpo è sicuramente molto sensuale








The Hourglass or 8 body shaped: called by a lot of people the ideal feminine form, this woman with balanced upper and lower body part is definitely very sensual. Ha le spalle della stessa grandezza dei fianchi e con la vita ben definita , elemento che le attribuisce la classica forma a 8. Il seno ed il sedere sono abbastanza prosperosi ( ma non sempre) così come lo sono le cosce che restano comunque più magre dei fianchi, a sottolineare la sinuosità del corpoHer shoulders has the same size as her hips and her waist is well-defined, elements that give her the classic 8 shape. Her breasts and butt are quite large (but not always) as are her thighs that are leaner than sides, emphasizing the contours of her body. As soon as she gains weight, this is distributed evenly over the body, including the shoulders and arms, but the Hourglass shaped woman does not lose her waistline and her characteristic 8 shape.
Il miglior pregio : ma la sensualità delle curve, no?

Her best feature: The sensuality of her curves, of course?
Cosa fare : Non molto, è già sensuale pur restando semplice, deve solo indossare un ottimo reggiseno per sottolineare ancor di più la vita stretta.What to do: Not much, she is already sensual and only needs to wear a good bra to emphasize waist even more.
Cosa non fare : Non nascondere le curve con abiti informi.What not to do: Do not hide the curves with wide clothes.

Alcuni esempi hollywoodiani di Donna a Forma di ClessidSome examples of Hourglass shaped women in Hollywood:


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Step 1: You Can’t Have Style If You Don’t Know Your Body Shape | What’s Happening, Cate?

Step 1: You Can’t Have Style If You Don’t Know Your Body Shape | What’s Happening, Cate?

Step 1: You Can’t Have Style If You Don’t Know Your Body Shape | What’s Happening, Cate?

Step 1: You Can’t Have Style If You Don’t Know Your Body Shape | What’s Happening, Cate?

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Step 1: You Can’t Have Style If You Don’t Know Your Body Shape | What’s Happening, Cate?








The Banana Donna a Banana o a rettangolo: Le donne con tale conformazione hanno spesso un fisico magro (ma non sempre) – moltissime modelle sono delle donne a banana - e un aspetto un po' androgino poiché le loro spalle hanno la medesima ampiezza dei loro fianchi e il punto vita poco definito le conferisce il classico aspetto a or a Rectangle body shaped: Women with this shape often have a thin physique (but not always) - many models are banana women - and a little bit of a “androgynous” look because their shoulders are the same width as their hips and their poorly defined waistline gives them the classic look of a column. Per lo più sono donne senza curve , seno e sedere infatti non sono pronunciati. Most of them are women without curves, breasts and butt are not pronounced. One pElemento però positivo, generalmente non ingrassano ma se accumulano peso questo si distribuisce uniformemente un po' ovunque e non in una sola odiata zona.ositive factor, is that they generally don’t get fat and what weight there is, evenly, distributed over the body and not only in one hated part.

Il miglior pregio : le braccia e le gambe e non dover minimizzare alcuna parte del corpo.
Her best feature: the arms and legs and not having to minimize any part of the body.
Cosa fare : creare le curve che non esistono e mostrare al mondo le gambe e le bracciaWhat to do: create the curves that do not exist and show off the arms and legs to the world!
Cosa non fare : indossare fantasie verticali sottolineando così ancor più l'effetto colonna.What not to do: wear vertical patterns, thus emphasizing, even, more the column effect.

Alcuni esempi hollywoodiani di Donna a Forma di Banana:
Some examples of Banana shaped women in Hollywood:

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Step 1: You Can’t Have Style If You Don’t Know Your Body Shape | What’s Happening, Cate?

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Step 1: You Can’t Have Style If You Don’t Know Your Body Shape | What’s Happening, Cate?

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Secondo voi, Cate a che categoria appartienAccording to you, Cate which of these categories does she belong? E voi, che forma del corpo

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And you, what body shape do you have?

xoxo
M. M. Agatha Agatha

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